Art Directors/Designers: here's your f*cking mantra.
You can buy it here for $35. I like the line about computers. It would look better with my finger avatar as a ghosted background. I'm too old to get that fucking excited anymore about my "craft." Via AdVerve. Previously:
• the Art Director's checklist.
• A day in the life of a pathetic graphic designer.
posted by copyranter @ 8:50 AM
13 Comments:
Not really liking all the »fuckings«. A »goddamn« on the other hand would be an entirely different matter.
Just try reading it with goddamn instead of fucking. It sounds way less hipstery for some reason.
Or am I just getting old?
This was glued on the wall of my desk on my first day at an ad agency. Very motivating.
Ranter, get over your fuckin' self!
http://neonlimelight.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Gaga-Mets-2-292x412.jpg
Every word of shitty copy I write is more original than you and your shitty music, Gaga.
too many fucking words. the goddamn mantra should cock sucking short and motherfucking sweet, not shit dragging like that. who with an asshole even has the pee time to read though all that scum scrivenning?
Chuck you're getting old- apologies.
Nobody reads body copy, etc.
@Anonymous: those with an asshole have poo time so shut the fuck up and take a shit.
Flap flap flap,
We don't say take a shit anymore. We say take a SHEET.
Sheet is the new shit.
It makes me kinda think of something similar. Reading fucking still beats hearing it though.
http://www.goodfuckingdesignadvice.com
$35 for that? I'll create my fucking own!
I am appalled by the number of times they used the word fucking. How very sad that people are paying $35 for this. Buy the Oxford English dictionary instead.
Mister Chu is in favour of the fuckings. He read from the start of it to the end and was left with views. Task, by the writer, accomplished. Be well.
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